Hi, I’m Nathan and I’m going to tell you about myself in the third person. Nathan Orton tells jokes and people laugh at them. You will laugh at his jokes. Or him. This is a guarantee. Come watch him so when he’s famous, you can be like, “Hey, I’ve seen that guy” and then hopefully go on to have a nice evening. Also, he might not become famous because he’s a white guy, and they’ve had their time! All white guys are one person. (Sarcasm) Oh yeah… he’s written for Comedy Central, is a regular on the Real Ass Podcast, headlines a lot, and usually wins comedy competitions when he’s in them. But his best quality is his modesty.